Witness The Incredible.

(via junethea-crystal-centeno)

-Taylor Mali.

DECEIVING!

sunnywinters:

*if a guy dedicates me this song like in person, ill probably cry”

Consider it dedicated. But I don’t really wanna see you cry. Haha.

lafaceoaklandbooty:

When i was little, i thought that when a woman and man wanted to have a child, theyd have to go to the doctor and get a prescription pill that would grow a baby in the woman

And the pill would only be effective if you were in love… LMAO.

This was my hypothesis because i thought the stork story was retarded. Little did i know.

Lulz, how cute…

Wouldn’t it be really really ironic if a Architectural College collapsed? Like I’d be pissed if I was paying to send my kid to that school Can’t even design the building to teach them in. Lol.

I feel like a dumbass. Lol.

textsfromlastnight:

(815): Thanks for FaceTime’ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it’s good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we’re 2000 miles apart.

Now that’s a bro. Word up. *fist pound* lmao.

Except Soulja Boy. That nigga’s whack. Lol.

But I seriously wouldn’t mind if a couple people I knew were wiped off the face of the earth. Just saying. *shrugs*

You’re kinda stupid. REAL LIFE will always conquer over digital life. Just saying. So people who take the internet too seriously = IDIOTS.

ah-lin:

Hmmm…then what would Kid Cudi and Wiz Khalifa rap about?

simonefiasco:

i’m a fan of ass.

but too much ass is a hazard.

broken chairs, possible suffocation, just no.

uh uh.

One time, my lola told me that I’m not allowed to date “mestiza’s”. Yumps, she was kind of a racist. Lol jk. She said that they’re too pretty and you’d have to work too hard to keep them with you. She said go for the less pretty, low-maintenance girl. Key to happiness. Haha, love you grandma. R.I.P.

If you’re not filipino, “mestiza” means a mixed filipina girl. Like mixed ethnicity. And it’s common opinion that most “mestiza’s” are very very pretty.

If anybody’s ever watched Dane Cook’s standup, you know what I’m talking about. Seriously, he speaks the truth. All females have to do is say this little tiny itty bitty sentence and WHAM! it’s planted in your brain. It’s like inception except they can do it with the power of their voice. And that idea’s gonna spread in your mind and you won’t be able to stop it. UGH. Unfair advantage, females!!!!!

Ok, so I follow A LOT of beautiful females on this site. And I was thinking that I’d start a series called: “Beautiful Women I Follow On Tumblr”. I’d post a picture of the blogger and her url and just make a series of blogs out of it. Yeah, this is pretty much a complete ripoff of @simonefiasco’s “Attractive People” except with non-famous people lol. Whatever. Oh and if the lady does not like her picture being put up on my blog, she can just kindly ask me to take it down. No harm down. I’ll only be describing the female’s attractive physical features most of the time, since I don’t know all of them well enough. Yes, I know the mind and soul are important parts of what makes females beautiful, but I’m not close enough with most of these women to know that shit. Haha. Don’t mean to be perv, just wanna showoff and appreciate ya’lls attractiveness haha. I know this sounds shallow but it’ll keep me occupied. And it’ll give me an excuse to go through the picture of these gorgeous ladies. Lol. So good idea? 

(via hollyn)

I heard that….

Love. Everybody loves to talk about love. I see it everywhere here on tumblr. You hear it in music. See it in movies. Witness it. Maybe even some of ya’ll have experienced it. But seriously, I’m here for the reality check. Most of you guys are like 13, 14, 15, 16 years old. And I’m sorry to break it to you, you don’t really know what love is. Yes, age is just a number. But it’s an important number. You gotta realize that. I’m not saying I’m an expert or anything. Hell, I’m not even completely sure I’ve experienced real love for myself. But I think I know a thing or two. And don’t get me wrong, there are SOME exceptions. Some people DO find real love in their high school years. But trust me, 97.5% of ya’ll don’t really know what you’re talking about. And don’t try to talk yourself into believing that you’re in that very unique 2.5%. The thing with love and maturity is: if you brag about having them, you probably don’t.You’re gonna look back, years from now, and be like, “Damn, THAT’s what I thought love was?! I was a dumbass”. Because really, you’ll come to realize that love is how you, yourself as a person, define it. Love isn’t that clever quote that you saw and decided to reblog to get some notes. It’s not that song lyric you heard on the radio. It’s not those romantic, chick flicks you see. And it’s not what other people tell you it is. Love is different for everybody, you have to find out what your definition is. And when you do finally come to a conclusion, it’ll be the most beautiful thing in the world. To be in your own true definition of love is a wonderful thing. But in the meantime, let yourself mature and develop. Love isn’t just of the heart, it’s of the mind. The Frontal Lobe of the human mind does not fully develop until about the mid-20’s. So don’t force your young mind into love. Just let it happen. All right. Rant. Is. Dunzo. =) Deuces, ya’ll.

when a guy tells you, “I can’t sleep because I’m thinking about you” it really means: “I can’t sleep because I’m getting a boner from thinking about fucking you”. Just saying. Wise up, females. Lol.