February 2011
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Goddamn, Your Ex-Man Is A Dumbass! When You Was...
Guys that bring puppies on campus to get girls'...
aceondeck:
genius.
NEED to try this.
shoutout to @infinitronity for being my 500th...
Yeeee. Good lookin’ out *fist pound*
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Niggas, Grab Your Dicks If You Love Hip-Hop....
"Movie night at my house? ;)"
January 2011
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Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna...
splitndash asked: So because i can not sleep either.. ill ask random questions... do guys enjoy watching chick flicks? no.. really though
“And vulnerability is the essence of romance. It’s the art of being uncalculated,...”
– Ashton Kutcher.
Everybody knows that one guy...
Who’s always tryna do too much to be cool or fit in. You all know what I’m talking about. And if you don’t, you probably are this nigga. That one guy who tries to do everything that’s currently cool or hype or in. He’s starting to do choreo, and then he starts breaking, then he starts drawing, then he starts writing poetry, then he starts reciting def poetry, then he...
The people in the room above mine are being hella...
They’re jumping around on their beds. They’re also yelling in Chinese. Sounds like a fucking Kung Fu movie is going down right now.
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How come the Power Rangers didn't just start off...
I mean, they could’ve saved a lot of time and effort. You have a fucking 20 story tall super-robot. USE IT!
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Holland's (@theworldjustchewedherup) tumblr is...
I’m genuinely sad.
Female Dictionary.
“You’re such a nice guy”: I’m gonna continue to date all sorts of douchebags. I’m gonna complain about them to you and you will do everything to comfort me, but you still won’t get any.
“I’m gonna cut my hair”: I will soon be complaining to you about how much I hate my new haircut.
“I’m about to be on my period”: I get to...
People who think Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams...
LOL. Smh. They’re comedians. They’re just fucking around. They’re supposed to do shit like this. Calm yourselves. Haha.
Would you ever make a sextape???
Yes? No? Maybe so? Why? Why not? C’mon, I know everybody’s got an opinion on it.
GO, DEBATE!!!
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All Respect To Those Who Break Their Neck To Keep...
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Time Can't Erase A Feeling This Strong. No Way...
Here's a personal Shoutout to:
Anybody who’s ever stood up for the weak and oppressed.
Anybody who’s ever done the right thing, even when it meant sacrificing something for yourself.
Anybody who’s ever squashed beef instead of enacting revenge.
Thanks for making the world a that much better place. Cheers *raises glass*
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Look At Me Now, Oh, Look At Me Now. Yeah, Fresher...
Pau Gasol has been playing like a little bitch...
Step yo game up, 7-foot Jesus!
California>Any Other Place On Earth.
Just saying.
New plan:
Find a female who’s hot AND a chef.
Wife her.
Eat happily for the rest of my life.
