Witness The Incredible.

#SilverLiningsForNBALockout

At first, it’s going good, giving her that good D

But then, your first nut comes up real quick and it’s like

And your girl is like

Lmao.

That was one beautiful ass car. Most of his scenes were just the Ferrari driving around explosions. Why couldn’t the robot get more fighting scenes? I guess they couldn’t risk damaging that car tho. 2 million dollar whip right there. Can’t even get a scratch on that shit. 

Also, why did he have a Mexican accent? These are the questions that occupy my mind. Lmao.

• Open doors for them
• Buy them flowers
• Buy them candy
• Pay for their dinners/lunches
• Pay for their movie tickets
• Got one a puppy (Pomeranian)
• Had a custom shirt made for one
• Take them to the beach
• Acted as their punching bag (physically and emotionally)
• Drive them places they needed to go to
• Drive to where they are when they need someone to talk to
• Talk w/ them on the phone when they can’t sleep
• Get them soup/things they need when they’re sick
• Eat their pussies

Don’t tell me I ain’t a motherfuckin’ gentelman!

You’re just a whiny, emotional, little bitch that doesn’t have any game.

Or you’re overlooking the fact that she’s content with her boyfriend. No matter how much of a douchebag you think he is.

Learn the difference. Lol.

theincrediblejeremiah:

I don’t understand why people take the internet so goddamn seriously. It’s the fucking internet! It’s not real life, it’s virtual. People on here want to provoke you. They want to irritate and get you mad. Why? Cause you can’t do shit about it! It’s the internet, you can’t physically harm them or attack them in any way. Everybody is 100000x braver on the web than they are in real life, that’s just a fact.

Furthermore, why get so worked up about shit? I don’t understand. Yes, there’s a bunch of stupidity on here. Yes, there’s a lot of ignorant people you will come across over the internet. Like that UCLA “Asians in the library” bullshit. But guess what? If you let people get to you, if you let them affect you negatively, they’ve won. It’s their victory. They got you to react to their ignorance. They made you mad. You lost. It’s ok to get annoyed, that happens to everyone. Getting enraged tho? Completely different story. Why give them the satisfaction? They’re stupid and ignorant. You shouldn’t let what they say affect you because they don’t matter. Their ignorance means their opinions are invalid. So you shouldn’t give a fuck. You shouldn’t get pissed off. Just move the fuck on with your life. Shit. Rant. Is. Dunzo.

theincrediblejeremiah:

When guys get mad, this is what happens: We go work out or some shit. We let our frustration out. We play basketball. Then we go out with our niggas and drink til our livers destroyed. Or we smoke til we’re high enough to not care about our anger anymore. Or we just go watch some tv so we can fucking forget about it.

vs.

When girls get mad, it’s a lot crazier. They don’t try to forget. They fucking think about it hard. They talk to their girls about and their girls get them even more hyped up and mad. They won’t forgive. They’ll fucking cut throats over their anger. Girls will say the most hurtful shit to get back at you. Forreal, females are a vengeful species. Crazy. They complain with their girlfriends for days and then think of ways to enact their revenge.

Lesson? Don’t get females mad.

Yours truly will be attending!

Wow. I’m almost speechless. That shit was unbelievable. I uttered the following words probably 20-25 times while watching it:

• “Fuck!”
• “Holy shit!”
• “Holy fuck!”
• “Oh my God!”

Go see this movie. Most incredible visuals you will ever seen. It’s a true experience.